you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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