Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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