And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize