Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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