For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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