yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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