I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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