I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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