We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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