Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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