Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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