So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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