this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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