Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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