All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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