i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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