You're my little dorito
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
