thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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