Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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