Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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