like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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