Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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