I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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