I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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