Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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