So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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