I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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