My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
