i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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