no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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