Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
