oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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