she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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