I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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