He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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