And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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