Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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