she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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