Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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