I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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