i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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