what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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