So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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