I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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