it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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