I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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