HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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