i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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