How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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