I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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