its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I will be naked everywhere
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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