she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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