WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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