I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
