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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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