That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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